Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
