I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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