i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Randomize
