ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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