The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
