But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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