i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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