Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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