try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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