I got chris browned last night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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