Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize