There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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