im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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