Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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