Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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