You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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