I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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