i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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