It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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