no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
