Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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