Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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