I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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