well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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