If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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