She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize