She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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