Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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