Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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