they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
