Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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