I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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