Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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