im drinking this country out of the recession.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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