Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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