bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I would fuck him just for his dog
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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