He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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