I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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