Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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