You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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