...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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