idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My nipple is on Facebook.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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