CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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