Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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