You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my sisters under your porch take her home
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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