margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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