Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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