sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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