Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
How external is "for external use only"?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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