I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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