Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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