She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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