i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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