this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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