I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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