i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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