I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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